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what up i’m lesbian, i’m gay years old, and i never fucking learned how to talk to girls
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one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry
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ignoring men is self care
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lorde looks like a dapper butch from the 1920s who hides her hair under a hat until you’re alone together on the balcony of your cousin’s friend’s mansion on a warm but not hot summer night and she takes off her jacket and lays it on the railing of the balcony and sincerely laughs at your jokes and playfully quotes you poetry and then as the night is ending she leans in and kisses you gently in the moonlight and then leaves, promising only that she’ll see you again
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howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas
they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night
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no offense but I am literally so fucking thrilled to be a lesbian and I would never want to be anyone else
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set your past on fire and leave
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(Source: 5hading)